- Don't get caught!
- Only take a hoe to your house in the dark!
- Never give out your address!
- Always keep latex in your glove compartment!
- Always have 2 phone lines, unless your too good OR too broke!
- Don't get whipped!
- Never meet a hoe if u smell funky (she will just gun u)
- Always use cocoa butter!
- Keep your breath smelling slick, always carry tic tacs!
- Never be seen in daylight with a how.....unless your at least 20 miles from home (underground pimpin)!
- If your hoe has a sister....... pimp her too!
- Beautiful, perfect, natural girls are not for pimpin!
- Always have an alibi ready!
- Always be prepared to tell bare faced lies!
- Be prepared to be caught, and be prepared for the loss of family and friends!
- Never give out your house number!
- Never have a hoe too close to home!
- Have fun!
Follow these rules and u will have success!